Session Start: Sat May 10 19:02:25 2003 Session Ident: #pvpexalted [19:02] * Now talking in #pvpexalted [19:02] * Topic is 'Regent Fukof Must Die || Host of the Dragon-Blooded: Fifth rule: one game at a time, fellas.' [19:02] * Set by GoldenH on Thu May 08 21:59:18 [19:02] Therefore, they can take the sex wich mostly pleasese their mate. [19:02] Pretty much. It's not absolute. [19:02] 'ello, GH. [19:02] 'lo [19:02] hi gh [19:02] Though I'd say that at least one Solar had a Sidreal mate. [19:03] There are likely some Solars with Sidereal mates or Lunars with Sidereal. [19:03] Just because of the number difference and all. [19:03] Just to have an alliance between the differing Celestial exalted. [19:03] hmmm. Ninjas [19:03] * Disconnected [19:03] so a solar could not date another solar, as a memory of the first age ? [19:03] aye, stupid keyboard [19:04] No, a Solar could be in a romance with another Solar. [19:04] They're still people. [19:04] huhu [19:04] Two signature Solars, Arrianna and Swan are in love. [19:05] See, here's the thing. [19:05] In the First Age, it was far more likely they'd be married to a Lunar instead of another Solar. But you can still do it if you so desire. [19:05] how about this one.. [19:06] you marry a Lunar [19:06] As for now, nobody really cares except some of the Lunars. [19:06] you fuck a solar [19:06] better? [19:06] euh [19:06] yes [19:06] you marry a lunar [19:06] not every Solar was married to a Lunar [19:06] and you invite her to play with you and another solar :) [19:07] no, but the vast majority of them were married to a Lunar at some time [19:07] and they could have children ? [19:07] yes [19:07] if the solar said it was ok [19:07] i should say... [19:07] iff the solar said it was ok [19:08] were thechildren normal ? [19:08] 'course not, they were god bloods. [19:08] Should be, beyond godblood issues. [19:08] Also, as normal as the kids of two megalomaniacal demigods can be. [19:09] huhu :) [19:09] * DarthTom still argues that not all the solars were corrupted... [19:09] They were normal for kids of two megalomanical demigods [19:09] but.. I wouldn't call that normal. [19:09] sure, DT, not all of them. But you know what they say... [19:09] Good is Stupid [19:09] the lunars are resurected like solars, in human bodies ? [19:09] Yes. [19:09] and frankly, I'd rather have a solar with Heart of Tears ruling over me than one with say....Heart of Flint [19:10] "Oh...he sequesters himself for a few days and cries like a baby....I can deal with that." [19:10] Though sometimes, another race (there's another race in Exalted, some kind of Lizard-Man) will Exalt. [19:10] "Oh no the entire farmland is going to be flooded by the Solar's river of tears!!1111" [19:10] Doh! [19:10] KILL THE SOLAR! [19:10] lol [19:10] Though 99.9999999% of the time, a human will exalt. [19:10] It's not like they'll bother putting up much of a figh. [19:10] Versus "Oh shit...he's killing people just 'cause he fells like it !" [19:11] *feels [19:11] Or Berserk Rage or Deliberate Cruelty, etc. [19:11] "Oh shit she's crying and throwing a tantrum and destroying entire crops of food because she's too busy crying to cast "make it not hail like hell"!!!111 [19:11] Actually lizard men will never exalt [19:11] Snake dude? [19:11] God Bloods and Wyld Beastmen will exalt. [19:11] Snake Dude is not a Dragon King [19:12] The night, ophidian ses or whatever the hell is name is? [19:12] GH: that's what Sidereals and Lunars are for...making sure the Solar's crying binges don't cause any problems [19:12] Yeah, Ophidian Ses. [19:12] He's Exalted. [19:12] I don't think God Blooded can exalt [19:12] Ophilius, isn't it ? [19:12] he's not a dragon king, and god blooded can exalt. [19:12] Ophidian Ses isn't a dragon king, he's a beast man [19:12] God Blooded exalting is spiffy. [19:12] GH: But a Dragon King WAS exalted in the Dawn book, wasn't one ? [19:12] as in descendant of a snake lunar [19:13] Especially if it's cross-type, like a Solar-blooded Bronze Faction Sidereal. [19:13] no, the Dragon King are supernatural entities with great power, on a similar level as Solars, but are not actually "Exalted" [19:13] mmmmmmm...... tasty. [19:13] ah [19:13] it'd be like saying that the Unconquered Sun was Exalted. [19:13] he isn't, he was just made that way. [19:13] so a human who become a lunar exalted can change sex ? [19:13] GH: You gonna tell him otherwise ? [19:13] Yes. [19:13] Yes. [19:13] bring it, Unconquered Sun. [19:13] Defense is always stronger than offense! [19:14] * GoldenH activates "bounces off of me and sticks to you style" [19:14] * Fiat is now known as Unconqy_Sun [19:14] * GoldenH is now known as Pants_Ninja [19:15] * Unconqy_Sun activates "Cheating Master Prana" and bypasses all defense. He then thwacks Pants_Ninja on the head with a rolled up Playboy. [19:15] BAD NINJA! [19:15] No cookie. [19:15] Hey, you never give us cookies anyway! [19:15] * Unconqy_Sun is now known as Fiat [19:15] * Pants_Ninja activates Rules Lawyer Technique, so while Pants_Ninja is hit on the head, the Unconquerd Sun suffers from several anurisums in his brain [19:16] Why should we be sad that you with hold cookies from us? [19:16] the sun doesn't HAVE a brain [19:16] He's a god [19:16] dude the sun has to have a brain [19:16] He's a golden god! [19:16] just like he has a liver. [19:16] He's the SUN! [19:16] He's made of fire! [19:16] * Pants_Ninja is now known as GoldenH [19:16] How do you give fire an anuerysm? [19:16] Are you going to tell the yozi that they can't tie the Unconquered Sun to a rock and have a vulture eat his liver every day for all eternity? [19:17] Sure. [19:17] Right after they finish GIVING ME BACK A FUCKING BODY TO SAY IT WITH! [19:17] they ain't never doing that [19:18] Dammit, Yozis, you're just afraid I'll be prettier than you again! [19:18] huh? [19:18] Oh, Mayumi will show up in about 45 minutes or so. [19:18] cool [19:18] She was here earlier and took a nap. [19:18] The file I sent acceptable in its brevity? [19:19] * GoldenH is tired, graduation ceremony and all, is trying to find it now [19:19] Yeah. How'd that go, anyway? [19:19] Ah. here it is [19:19] * Keyn`Sha sets mode: +o GoldenH [19:19] it's ok but my family are being all evil and arguing to each other with the aftermath. [19:19] * Fiat just sliced everything but the essentials and ripped the 10 pages of wandering around out. [19:20] Ugh. That sucks. [19:20] imagine, if you will, taking two people, one from PETA, the other from PETA, and making them talk about food for six and a half hours straight. [19:21] * Fiat hides under the bed and curls up in a little ball. [19:21] Just throw a nice ham at them. [19:21] PETA has two meanings, jydan. [19:21] do I have to spell it out for you? [19:21] People Eating Tasty Animals [19:21] People Eating The Animals? [19:22] Ahh. I forgot that one. [19:22] two people from DIFFERENT PETAs [19:22] and.. one has ham on his plate.. [19:22] and the other has veggies.. [19:22] and the third is complaining about how she can't eat ice cream on a diet.. [19:22] Is ice cream ethical? [19:22] and the fourth is just trying to not stab himself in the eye with the knife. [19:23] * Fiat knows frozen yogurt probably is, but I'm not sure about ice cream/milk. [19:23] actually her diet says she can't have frozen yogurt either.... [19:23] ....because it contains carbohydrates [19:24] GH...you must include a Casbah scene in the DB game [19:24] ...so we can fully Rock it... [19:24] Castle Brahe? [19:24] Sharif don't like it! [19:24] I intend to. [19:24] By order of the prophet, ban that boogie sound. I've got that album somewhere. [19:25] How can you not include something off of something called Combat Rock in a fight scene track listing? [19:25] Fiat: which one ? [19:25] Pretty sure it's the Combat Rock one. [19:25] probably by not ever watching anything with the words "Wrestling" or "Federation" in the title? [19:26] Dude? It's The Clash. [19:26] wjat [19:26] is The Clash [19:26] .... [19:26] * Fiat bangs his head against the monitor. [19:26] ... [19:26] DT? [19:26] The Clash [19:26] Are [19:26] God [19:26] What are the Clash? [19:26] Thanks. [19:26] Well...co-Gods with The ramones [19:27] One of the original punk bands, GH [19:27] "punk"? [19:27] The Clash are a british band that made punk big, did a lot of great songs. [19:27] you mean musicians with pink hair and piercings? [19:27] Pissed off angry music. [19:27] Okay...take the Sex Pistols [19:27] now...add genunie talent *g* [19:27] *genuine [19:27] Just treat it as pissed off angry music. [19:27] hmmm... impossiblw [19:28] it's like, well...an angrier Ramones [19:28] I mean... the Ramones are.. "ok" [19:28] The Clash are to punk and its offshoots as the Rolling Stones are to rock. [19:28] Same vein of punk [19:28] BINGO ! [19:28] perfect way of saying it [19:28] ... [19:28] 'ok' ?! [19:28] The Ramones... [19:28] are [19:28] 'ok' ?! [19:28] * Fiat LAUGHS! [19:29] Gh is just toying with you now. [19:29] I mean, personally I would have gone with sub-par. More accurate. [19:29] I would put them maybe a notch higher then Linkin` Park [19:29] Granted, I will admit many of their songs sound alike...but they're the Ramones, man ! [19:29] * You were kicked by DarthTom (You tried so hard, and got so far...and in then end, it doens't evne matter...) [19:29] * Attempting to rejoin channel #pvpexalted [19:29] * Rejoined channel #pvpexalted [19:29] * Topic is 'Regent Fukof Must Die || Host of the Dragon-Blooded: Fifth rule: one game at a time, fellas.' [19:29] * Set by GoldenH on Thu May 08 21:59:18 [19:29] * ChanServ sets mode: -o DarthTom [19:29] #o [19:29] * Fiat LAUGHS! [19:30] #o [19:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +o DarthTom [19:30] * Keyn`Sha sets mode: +o GoldenH [19:30] * DarthTom like the ironic kick messages [19:30] It's the Ramones. You respect them for who they are and what they mean, not by comparing them to other later bands. [19:30] oh, of course [19:30] That said, their first 4 albums ROCK [19:30] I dunno, I expect my oldies to hold up under pressure. [19:31] I mean, Hendrix does. [19:31] * Fiat shrugs. A couple of the Ramons songs do. [19:31] I still bear a grudge against my sister for comparing them unfavorably to Blink 182 [19:31] so, who wants to see the face of my character ? [19:31] The Clash surely does. [19:31] Blitzkrieg Bop... [19:31] Hendrix? [19:31] He's overrated. [19:31] Sheena was a punk rocker... [19:31] * Keyn`Sha surfed during the past 3 hours to find it ^^ [19:31] yea, he is [19:31] He does some good blues, but it's mostly that he did a couple of innovated things. [19:31] but his music stands up well against everything that came after him/ [19:31] Their Spider-Man cover is one of the greatest covers of all time. [19:31] Hell, one of his best songs is a cover. [19:32] Hendrix is no Bob Dylan. [19:32] Bob Dylan could write [19:32] Bob dylan could play [19:32] Bob Dylan could NOT sing *g&* [19:32] lol [19:32] yea, Bob Dylan probably beats Hendrix [19:32] Of course, the best damn cover man ever is... Johnny Cash. [19:32] Johnny Cash is the Man in Black, man... [19:32] You should check out his newer album, that's all covers? [19:33] There is not a single one he doesnt outdo the originals on. [19:33] he could cover Twinkle Twinkle and make it sound cool [19:33] It's just wrong. [19:33] Twinkle Twinkle IS cool. [19:33] so is Row Row Row your boat [19:33] * Fiat has visions of people only being let into the hall of fame if they can outplay Johnny Cash. [19:33] Shit, he could make a Good Charlotte song *listenable* by covering [19:33] it [19:33] But can he do emo? [19:34] ... [19:34] never [19:34] utter [19:34] that word [19:34] in my presence [19:34] AGAIN [19:34] * Fiat laughs! [19:34] Actually, that's what confuses me. [19:34] wait, I take that back [19:34] * Fiat has never heard a band admit they're emo, it's always they aren't emo. So what the hell is it supposed to be? [19:35] It is what 90% of the ska bands converted to when the trend wore off [19:35] my cousin in law's name is emo, so he is emo [19:35] I've heard it defined as emotional playing, but that's just skill. [19:35] Ahhhhh. [19:35] * DarthTom digs ska... [19:35] shame like, 90% of the bands are gone... [19:36] * Fiat shrugs. They want to be trendy, man. [19:36] okay...Newfound glory ? = BAD emo [19:36] Newfound Glory... [19:36] anything I'd know by a lyric? [19:36] Dude, I only know them 'cause my sis went to a concert with them, good charlotte, and less than jake [19:36] so no fuggin' clue [19:36] saying "I like emo" is about as articulate as saying "I like good music" [19:36] Or is it just some of the mostly interchangeable crap you get on the radio? [19:36] probably interchangeable [19:37] * Fiat knows... none of those three. [19:37] * DarthTom knows LEss than Jake...they're interchangeable [19:37] I know evanescance because they got kicked out of the christian rock classification. [19:37] they'r eBlink punk [19:37] You don't at least know Less tahn Jake? [19:37] Ugh. Blink sucks. [19:37] Their ilk sucks. [19:37] * DarthTom is tempted to request soem Ramones, Clash or DKM for the next hour of Control Freak on The Buzz [19:38] If someone is wearing a T-shirt of a band at a concert where Blink is at, they are likely to suck. [19:38] heh [19:38] I prefer Blink to BSB [19:38] Although it was a very bizarre experience going from Blink 182 to Green Day. [19:38] Okay, I sorta don't mind Green Day... [19:38] but Blink grates on me... [19:38] I am confused [19:38] * Fiat marks out for that having trouble trying to sleep song. [19:39] Yeah, that one rocks [19:39] ...wasn't that on the Godzilla soundtrack ? [19:39] I don't think so. [19:39] I used to not like Green Day but it kinda grew on me [19:39] Green Day doesn't suck. [19:39] They're not someone you'll point to in 30 years and say they were one of the best of their time, but they don't suck. [19:39] it really toes the line though [19:40] * DarthTom still digs a Henry Rollins remark :" I just turned fourty...what does that mean ? Does it mean I have to buy a Sting album ? Will alan Alda become a guiding light in my life ?" [19:40] * Fiat laughs. [19:40] Black Flag. [19:40] Gotta love it. [19:40] He still confesse sSting's got talent, though *g* [19:40] Although I sort of like Sting/the Police. [19:40] Dude, so do I [19:40] it's just a funny remark [19:41] * DarthTom saw a Rollins spoken word performance about a month or so ago [19:41] The reverse of the Eric Clapton/Derek and the Dominoes situation. [19:41] heh [19:41] Um...elaborate that last one [19:41] The police > just sting. [19:41] the police is nice [19:41] Just Eric Clapton > Derek and the Dominoes. [19:41] sting... all I have to say is field of gold [19:42] That goddamned Desert Rose song. [19:42] Actually, I've got a sting/eric clapton collaboration tune on my hard drive [19:42] I still am tripped out by the bizarrity that it's a guy making with the ululation. [19:42] along with some bb kig/eric clapton ones...those latter are like...a blues musical orgasm [19:42] mmmmm.... I have that CD somewhere. It's good stuff. [19:42] *bb king [19:43] * Fiat 's coveted bizarre mix is, of all people, Chris Isaak and Metallica. [19:43] heh [19:43] I have one track that's live, where they break up laughing about a quarter way in of the song. [19:43] You've heard about the oddest concert booking EVER, right ? [19:43] That would be...? [19:43] Picture this: Denmark [19:43] sheryl Crowe... [19:43] right after her... [19:44] Rollins Band [19:44] ... ? [19:44] * Fiat shakes his head. [19:44] Clearly you have the last people mixed up with someone else with a similar name. [19:44] No, Henry Rollins [19:44] Or maybe the first person. Multiple Crows and all. [19:44] And no, 'every day is a winding road' Sheryl [19:45] * Fiat dies. [19:45] * Fiat goes to musical hell and suffers eternal torment. [19:45] He discusses this on a spoken word CD [19:45] Him in pre-gig mode : [19:45] *RRRRRROOOOOOAR* THE CROW FLIES BUT ONCE ! YOU'RE GOING *DOWN*, SHERYL !" [19:46] * Fiat now has but one ambition. Fozzy vs. Rollins. [19:46] Just because the between song stuff would be endlessly entertaining. [19:47] I think that true vs. should not be about who wins.... but the fact that they have to do it over and over again until we decide who wins [19:47] Heh [19:47] Although I suppose that's like going to an Axl Rose concert for the riot. [19:47] Naaaah. I don't care if they win. [19:47] You've heard about the Montreal Metallica riot ? [19:47] I just want them to egg each other on and make with the promos. [19:47] Montreal METALLICA riot? [19:47] Wait, wait, what? [19:47] I will explain [19:47] Opening act comes out... [19:47] pyro come sout [19:47] Did someone who is still relevant show up instead? [19:48] this is when they were still big [19:48] years ago [19:48] * GoldenH changes topic to 'Regent Fukof Must Die || Host of the Dragon-Blooded: Sixth rule: no diaklaive no service.' [19:48] * Fiat kills the sixth rule. [19:48] so the pyro goes off...it malfunctions...one of the opening act memebers gets scorched [19:48] * GoldenH changes topic to 'Regent Fukof Must Die || Host of the Dragon-Blooded: Sixth rule: no diaklaive, no superheavy plate, no service.' [19:48] I don't need no steenking daiklave, bitch. [19:48] medics come out... [19:48] well you have to have SOMETHING [19:48] haul the band off [19:48] * Fiat winces. [19:48] metallica comes out [19:48] plays 2 songs [19:49] 'fuck this, we'r eout of here' [19:49] crowd riots [19:49] * Fiat 'd riot too, although it would be more in the line of chasing them down to the next venue than throwing chairs. [19:49] Shit's expensive, you do NOT just go home. [19:49] Yah [19:50] further cimenting the fact :Metallica are arseholes [19:50] I'm still amused about Creed being sued about the drunken performance. [19:50] Heh [19:50] * Fiat wouldn't have been able to tell the difference, but I will LOVE it if the fans win. [19:50] Dude, it couldn't have happened to better people [19:50] Can't you just see it now? [19:50] Somebody decides to screw the venue? Get your damn money back. [19:50] it's funny that Creed is a "christian" band and yet they're being sued for being high [19:51] "Creed hosed. Music fans worldwide riot in celebration." [19:51] Did you know that Creed only has one song? [19:51] Dude, no proper Christian does the messianiac posturing the lead does in his videos [19:51] We are truly in bizarro world. [19:51] heh [19:52] The best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, and music fans don't buy music. [19:52] you forgot that the tallest NBA player is a chinese guy [19:52] * Fiat forgot that one, yeah. Trying to keep it short. [19:52] but what about football, charlie? Football is still about big, burley men fucking each other up the ass, right? [19:53] (Buck McSweeny) You know what a real man's sport is ? [19:53] (Buck McSweeny) synchronized swimming ! [19:53] No, GH. [19:53] That's rugby. [19:53] Football is a sport. [19:53] fuxx0r [19:53] Rugby is ritual murder. [19:53] lol [19:53] but I LIKE rugby [19:53] RITUAL MURDER! [19:53] (Buck) You twirl around in the water making little priouteetes with your legs in a little flowered bathing cap. It coudl give you split ends [19:53] or rather, I DESPISE! touch/flag football [19:53] YOU PLAY, YOU DIE! A PAINFULL DEATH! [19:54] * Fiat likes flag football. [19:54] You just have to tackle them first to get the flag. [19:54] ok, flag football is nice if you can tackle them [19:54] Heh [19:54] it adds a ninja quality to it... [19:54] "GIMME DA FLAG!" "AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE *thud*" [19:54] if you can get up with your flag back on..... [19:54] and nobody saw it come off... [19:55] well then! [19:55] * Fiat remembers stealth flag football. [19:55] In the middle of the night, no lights. [19:55] black sweats? [19:55] hidden goals? [19:55] You couldn't tell who was what team, so half the time you tackled your own team-mate. [19:55] we usually played guys vs gals [19:55] it was.... more intersting that way. [19:56] Shirts vs. skins? [19:56] nah, everyone in black ninja sweats [19:56] * Fiat sighs. Have never gotten to do shirts vs. skins. [19:56] sometimes I would wait until the game was in progress and stealth-infiltrate the game [19:56] nothing like being a freelancer in night flag football [19:57] Night Flag football is love. [19:57] But, you've got to have the lighted ball and the lighted ball decoy. [19:57] no way man [19:57] no lights at all. [19:57] Nah. Gotta have the light. [19:57] That way you know where the tackling is. [19:57] dude you must use your senses of smell, sound, and taste [19:57] I never had any problem finding the ball. [19:57] finding the GOAL, on the other hand... [19:58] A successful play ends with one person who is intelligent enough to let everyone else tackle each other and then steal the ball. [19:58] nah, we was all too smart for that [19:58] * Fiat used to wait at the goal. [19:58] we would get massive hyena-circling packs [19:58] what is this "silver pact" I see in the lunar book ? [19:58] dude don't wait at the goal, then they know where the goal is [19:58] Nah. [19:58] They already do unless it's mobile. [19:58] If you wait? [19:58] And you do it right? [19:59] nah they don't know [19:59] They'll do the dance early and hen you can leap forward and attack. [19:59] if you do it right, they don't. [19:59] if it's dark enough.. [19:59] you don't even know how many players they have on their team [19:59] * Fiat always moved forwards during plays so that they thought the goal line was farther ahead than it was. [19:59] Boom! Ball! [19:59] goal "line"?! [19:59] we used a black sweater. [20:00] Of course, it was always difficult to get back past the rising clump of people. [20:00] also with decoy sweaters [20:00] * Fiat shrugs. A line, yeah. [20:00] These two annoying thorn bushes. [20:00] you played some crazy night football, next you'll be tellin' me that you actually had downs and all that. [20:00] Besides, the point of the glowing ball is to set up the hunting bit. [20:01] You had two plays to score. That was it. [20:01] you actually had plays? man. [20:01] Yeah. [20:01] the hurting bit comes in when you see a pileup and then jump on for fun [20:01] We usually called something and then when we were too exhausted/goal, that's a play. [20:01] sometimes it even makes them spit up the ball! [20:02] man you can't get exhausted playing night football, it's a rule. [20:02] You wanna bet? [20:02] Try running after the same "down" for ten minutes. [20:02] just stealth ninja and crouch somewhere in a shadow [20:02] Nah. [20:02] yea, we used to play for hours straight [20:02] You were active. [20:02]