Session Start: Sat May 17 16:29:11 2003 Session Ident: #pvpexalted [16:29] * Now talking in #pvpexalted [16:29] * Topic is 'Regent Fukof Must Die || And the eighth and final rule of Host of the Dragon-Blooded: If this is your first night at HOTDB, you have to play. || I've already won. This world has nothing to offer me, but the pursuit of what I have not. That which I have, gives me nothing. That which I own, gives me nothing.' [16:29] * Set by GoldenH on Sun May 11 11:26:58 [16:29] hi GH [16:29] hi BM [16:29] You ready to doom your players tonight? [16:29] their doom will be infinite because I just got done cutting the grass [16:30] must take out my pain and suffering on them [16:30] Poor bastards [16:30] And there is a party for you to doom them at [16:30] He's going to go get it now. :p [16:30] excellent [16:30] anybody wanna be guest stars? [16:31] I need a good Fokuf [16:31] I can't. I would but I can't. Working until 2am your time. [16:31] succor [16:31] suxx0r [16:31] 2am? [16:31] kill your boss [16:31] That wont let me leave [16:32] kill your patrons [16:32] and your boss [16:32] Tempting, but money first. [16:32] Steal their money after you kill them and their cars and sell them to car sharks [16:33] Dude, this is canada. There are no car sharks. [16:33] WTF!!! Canada sucks [16:34] And what would I kill them with? A rock? [16:34] Once second. Be back in a second. [16:34] Beavers [16:34] Canadian Attack Beavers [16:34] Dad's gotta call Crutchfield to make sure that it's cheaper there or not. [16:34] * Jydan (Jydan@sdn-ap-034dcwashP0029.dialsprint.net) Quit (Quit: I love French. It's a beautiful language. Especially the cursing. *incomperhensible string of French curses* It's like wiping your ass with silk...) [16:34] * Bog_Mod will use his Trained Attack Weevils. [16:34] good man [16:34] then steal the cars and bring them to Seattle. [16:34] Plenty of car sharks there [16:34] To kill Bush! [16:34] oh [16:34] but how will that make you money? [16:35] * Bog_Mod wonders if that somehow activated an alarm in teh US... [16:35] * GoldenH shrugs. not really.' [16:35] Only if I tell on you. [16:35] * Bog_Mod curses his allergies. [16:35] If I do, you can expect the FBI to come in about 10 minutes. [16:35] Well, don't they have to catch a plane here first? [16:36] no. [16:36] They hide in packing crates in the US Embassy [16:36] I don't think the american embassy is in victoria. [16:36] There is countless american embassies [16:36] By which I mean there isn't one in victoria. [16:37] how unusual. [16:37] Why? [16:37] No matter, the US spy planes will drop paratroopers and detain you until the FBI arrives. [16:37] * Bog_Mod will then let them read this conversation. [16:37] Or have my weevils deal with them. [16:37] Hey, I never threatend Bush's life [16:38] * Bog_Mod can make a log where you did. [16:39] Ah but then they would see this log where you said that [16:39] But I am not logging this conversation. [16:39] * GoldenH shrugs. I'd email the conversation to them [16:39] Then I could easily argue you made this conversation up. [16:40] You would do the same with mine. We both lose [16:40] Not if I haven't closed the window [16:40] It's easier to fake a log then a window [16:40] True. [16:40] However my weevils will kill them before they get within a mile of me. [16:41] ah, but can Weevils fly? [16:41] Damn allergies. [16:41] * Jydan (Jydan@sdn-ap-036dcwashP0247.dialsprint.net) has joined #pvpexalted [16:41] My trained weevils can [16:41] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Jydan [16:41] Those allergies are caused by american spies. [16:41] They will detain you and your weevils until the FBI arrives [16:42] * Bog_Mod weevils have now used advanced technology to cure his allergies. [16:42] really? [16:42] They also have captured and tortued your the american spies. Then after a good brainwashing released them. [16:42] wb [16:43] I see. [16:43] Fortunately, my physics experiments have been a success. No army on earth could defeat me. [16:44] * Bog_Mod has dispatched a pirate. He has stolen all your data and gear. [16:44] Mmm..... DVD-RW/Tivo..... [16:44] I am a pirate. He cannot defeat my pirate shield [16:46] Too late! [16:46] He'll never get my mp3s... [16:47] Question about spells such as internal flame. It says with a word and a gesture etc for the casting but doesn't specifically say it takes no time to cast. Normal casting time or not? [16:48] Is it terrestrial? [16:48] yes [16:48] Then normal casting time. [16:49] It has to specifically say that it only takes one turn [16:50] * Bog_Mod goes to work now [16:50] Bye Bog. [16:50] bye [16:50] * Bog_Mod (Bog@h24-80-214-33.gv.shawcable.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [17:22] * FiatVictrix (Fiat@dialup-63.210.72.9.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net) has joined #pvpexalted [17:23] hello [17:23] 'ello. [17:24] * FiatVictrix 's grabbing music, yay. how are ya? [17:24] 'ow long you been here? damn computer doesn't flash when people join. [17:24] * GoldenH 's pissed [17:24] So I'm sleeping... [17:24] Just now. [17:24] [18:23] * Attempting to rejoin channel #pvpexalted [17:24] [18:23] * Rejoined channel #pvpexalted [17:24] And it's now 18:25 [17:24] earlier [17:24] heh [17:24] and dad wakes me up and tells me to cut the lawn [17:24] So you were sleeping earlier. [17:25] and it's like 11am [17:25] duuuude. That's not cool. You do it at evening. [17:25] indeed. [17:25] so I argued with him for an hour and went back to sleep until 3pm [17:25] Then I cut the grass [17:25] so I missed seeing the matrix and the party. [17:25] Doh! [17:26] * FiatVictrix shrugs. The movie will be around a while. [17:26] yea [17:26] I'm going to go on monday. [17:26] ARGH! Why people not got good music? [17:26] I said i'd work on the car but he has violated my work-schedule agreement, so screw him [17:26] GH, you got anything by [18:23] * Attempting to rejoin channel #pvpexalted [17:26] [18:23] * Rejoined channel #pvpexalted [17:26] ARGH! Hold on. [17:26] lemme find spelling... Heroes Severum? [17:26] never heard of it [17:26] Driving into a perpetual Summer being the song I'm looking for. [17:27] Stupid bloody p2p network. Need to go on eMule. [17:27] Found some Paper Lions, though. [17:27] Paper Lions? [17:28] * FiatVictrix dances. In a good mood, have found good music, girlfriend is happy, I am happy, game is tonight, rain, all good. [17:28] Yeah. Band. Pretty good stuff. [17:28] hmm [17:28] maybe you have stolen my mojo... [17:28] it will avail you not [17:28] * FiatVictrix 'd check out... He Commands Commandments, maybe Saints and Sinners/Seek and Descend. [17:29] We go fastest for the lowest heights, we go farthest for the highest price. [17:29] hmm [17:30] Not sure on the lyrics there, but soemthing like that. [17:30] Then there's the bizarro track where the song is about songs. [17:30] hm [17:31] i approve [17:31] * Hikari (Hikari@62.79.86.81) has joined #pvpexalted [17:31] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Hikari [17:31] good evening Hikari [17:31] Hello. [17:31] 'ello. [17:31] cookie? [17:31] You're here pretty early. [17:32] No thanks, trying to stay low-calorie. [17:32] ah [17:32] I couldn't sleep. [17:32] So I decided to do a little work instead. [17:32] Tis a shame. [17:32] apartment haunted? [17:32] Not really. [17:33] ooh... so it has a little ghost? [17:33] It's not a game judged on style, but on science, mechanics and rhythm of the game / Title represents idea, expressed by words and placement / misplacement of the beat. See? Song about songs. wierd. [17:33] There are a lot of songs about songs. [17:34] However, I have yet to have heard the ultimate song about songs. [17:34] * Cicada (Hikari@62.79.86.243) has joined #pvpexalted [17:34] * FiatVictrix shrugs. If I ever find it I'll cover it and become rich. [17:34] wb [17:34] I feels like I am the ghost when I am in that apartment. [17:34] * GoldenH nods understandingly [17:35] back with your friends? [17:35] Still, I managed to get some furniture into it these few days. [17:35] Yes. [17:35] that's good. [17:35] Still no connection in my own apartment. [17:35] So if I want internet outside work, then I have to come here. [17:35] * GoldenH nods. Ken just finally got one a couple nights ago [17:36] Finally found out where to get the rusty and forgable items worked in Golden Sun 2. [17:36] I have been told that getting a cable connection can take months here. [17:36] :( [17:36] how evil [17:36] * Hikari (Hikari@62.79.86.81) Quit (Ping timeout) [17:36] it must be a conspiracy [17:37] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Cicada [17:37] But now two rooms are fairly inhabitable. And when I close all the doors to the rest of the rooms it almost becomes an apartment sized for me. [17:38] heh [17:38] you can do what is traditional in my family for generations. [17:39] Just buy stuff at garage sales and thrift shops until all the other rooms are full of junk you'll never use. [17:39] * Cicada is now known as Hikari [17:39] * Retrieving #pvpexalted info... [17:39] Heh. [17:39] My great-uncle was the worst... [17:39] * FiatVictrix blames the cleanliness. Clearly, you must be not be able to see the floor. Then it will seem more lived in. [17:40] he was in real estate [17:40] My parents just got a DVD-RW/Tivo. :) [17:40] He filled entire apartment buildings with stuff he'd never use. [17:40] When he died they just selled the stuff by the truckload [17:42] wow... is selled even a word? [17:42] No. [17:42] But I commend you for your undying devotion to the fine art of wordmakeruppery. [17:42] hmm... yes. [17:42] thank you [17:43] * Cicada (Hikari@62.79.85.3) has joined #pvpexalted [17:43] * Hikari (Hikari@62.79.86.243) Quit (Ping timeout) [17:43] I got the apartment building bit. [17:44] * Cicada is now known as Hikari [17:44] When he died they just selled the stuff by the truckload [17:44] then I just sat around [17:45] Everyone in my family does that. So you can do it too! [17:47] btw... did you really mean that thing about Jynaru..? [17:47] The mail which says that he can play his daughter..? ;) [17:47] yes :) [17:47] He already has the background and everything written up [17:47] The bit about Werlynn playing a student of Tala I understood. [17:48] But that's *incest*! [17:48] lol [17:48] Wrong kind of playing, dammit! [17:48] oh really? [17:49] We are not so sure... [17:50] * FiatVictrix sighs. [17:50] See, once Jynaru passes into NPC land, he will no longer be played by the playah. [17:50] And once he is no longer played by the playah, the secondary and trinary meanings lose the focus. [17:50] But he will still play his daughter? [17:50] That is some wicked background for your new char. ;) [17:51] Jynaru can play is daughter ^_^ [17:51] He will teach her the mystical arts the secret way! [17:51] ... [17:51] You must see to your children's education, after all. [17:51] Just consider my eyebrow very arched. [17:52] supereyebrowmasterplan [17:52] It's sooooooo pretty...... :) [17:52] * FiatVictrix sighs. But see, I already have seven children, 4 daughters. It's going to be hard to teach them all properly. [17:53] So form a study group and have them teach each other as well. [17:54] plus, it's one on one. [17:54] 4 daughters, 3 sons, and a father. [17:54] which one is daddies little girl? [17:54] No fair trying to break me before the game! [17:55] The assistant teacher - some ex-slave, now Dynast woman. [17:55] Hm? No need for that! [17:55] ACK! NO FAIR BREAKING BEFORE GAME! [17:55] Have Rebecca come over then and hide under your new mattress. [17:55] But he has to. You see, he has to bring her along when he has to invite her husband over to get trained by him. [17:56] Why would Jynaru teach Tabius anything??? [17:56] * FiatVictrix twitches. SAY WHAT?! [17:56] Sanyet will teach him mighty kung-fu. [17:57] Aiiieeeee!!! [17:57] * FiatVictrix runs around frantically [17:57] no no no [17:57] The usual stuf, throw him through walls and stained glass windows. [17:57] Sanyet will teach Jynaru's DAUGHTER Kung-fu [17:57] Aaaah. [17:57] Jynaru is going to retire. [17:58] Yeah, I figure by the time this is done he'll have accounted for the personally killed 26 Anathema. [17:58] * FiatVictrix 's already at 15. [17:58] 15+6 .. where's the other 4? [17:58] Sounds good. Getting pregnant becomes tiresome fter the third time. Let some other female's womb do the work for a time. [17:58] Hrmmm... [17:59] No, Remember Tabius will be teaching Cicada sorcery while Sanyet is off teaching Jynaru's daughter martial arts. [17:59] Dunno, GH. But it shouldn't be too difficult for him to do the 1 Anathema per year of life kill structure. [17:59] probably not. [17:59] Ahh. [17:59] Sounds fair. [18:00] hmm, this is an odd personality test.... [18:00] Paranoid: Moderate [18:00] Schizoid: Moderate [18:00] Schizotypal: Very High [18:00] Antisocial: Low [18:00] Borderline: Low [18:00] Histrionic: High [18:00] Narcissistic: Low [18:00] Avoidant: Moderate [18:00] Dependent: High [18:00] Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate [18:00] * FiatVictrix sighs. Just isn't right. But at least Sanyet is better than Lyta. [18:00] Who said anything about Lyta? [18:00] #o [18:00] * ChanServ sets mode: +o FiatVictrix [18:00] She's talking dear old daddie.... [18:01] And in the lunch breaks Cicada sneaks out to have secret rendevouses with the guy her daughter is hopelessly smitten by - just to see if he really *is* as great as the daughter thinks. The guy who is father to her husband's student. [18:01] she wants to do it Tiger style, Fiat. [18:02] * FiatVictrix changes topic to 'Regent Fukof Must Die || And the eighth and final rule of Host of the Dragon-Blooded: If this is your first night at HOTDB, you have to play. || He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru... You're one microscopic cogs in his catastrophic plan, designed and directed by his red right hand' [18:02] You mentioned Lyta last time you toyed with breaking me. [18:02] poor tabius [18:03] Yes, well since then I realized that Jynaru makes a far better candidate. [18:03] All she has to do is infiltrate the realm. [18:03] The whole "Noooo, daddiiiieeee! Don't kill Lyta! I love her!" set of lines. [18:03] You can marry her and hit things hard forever! [18:03] * GoldenH thinks those were good lines. [18:03] .... it's LYTA! SHE IS A PSYCHOPATHIC BLOODED KILLER!!!! [18:04] Whole wrong side of the Bronze/Gold Divide! [18:04] So ? Jynaru is a Blooded Psychopathic Killer.. or will be. [18:04] :O [18:04] But she kicks so high... Please..? [18:04] * FiatVictrix doesn't need the people in his own House trying to murdalize me! [18:05] Much less Sanyet who I assume will end up Bronze trying to murdalize me! He already has enough reasons, he doesn't need to be handed a high-powered artifact weapon and an open season on Jynaru permit! [18:05] But that way you will at least know your enemies. [18:05] what... it's not like they're going to find out. [18:05] ... Not find out. [18:05] Lyta. [18:05] What? [18:05] The soul of unsubtlty. [18:06] so? [18:06] The insane uber-killer queen. [18:06] Besides.. they wouldn't send sanyet to kill you! They'll just hire out another Wyld Hunt. [18:06] AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO FIND OUT?! [18:06] Of course not! [18:06] Wouldn't they sort of notice all the dead Dynasts? [18:06] nah [18:06] it happens. [18:07] It happens. Crazy Gold faction tools just pop in and marry Wyld Hunters all the time, do they? [18:07] yes [18:07] Random immaculate temples just raze themselves when they feel like it? [18:07] indeed [18:08] * FiatVictrix sees...... [18:08] And now I must kill you. [18:08] Oh? [18:08] Are you free Thursday? [18:08] hmm.... [18:08] i guess. [18:08] Ah, good. [18:08] you do know that thursday is a long way away. [18:08] Melee weapon or ranged? [18:09] hand to hand [18:09] no weapons [18:09] Ah, good. I like to have a good view of the slow descent into death. [18:09] Indeed, it is much preferable then "boom! awww..." [18:09] As for it being a long way away, sure, but I marked it on the calendar! [18:09] in red or green? [18:10] Shiny gold. [18:10] impressive [18:10] glitter? [18:10] Apparently so. Some sort of gel ink pen. [18:10] not bad. [18:10] Still, I doubt your ability to get to northern illinois from Atlanta in 24 hours. [18:11] * FiatVictrix has 48 hours to do it. [18:11] 48? [18:11] And... 10 liters of varying mountain dews, and a 12 pack of energy drinks. [18:11] Thursday, fiat, not friday. [18:11] * FiatVictrix checks the next day on the day. [18:11] So Wednesday I look at Thursday. [18:12] Oh yeah, if you doom Kaya, I'll have Hikari kill you too. [18:12] And Ete! [18:12] Bah! [18:12] No! I alone must doom her [18:12] I must seductinate kaya... [18:12] GoldenH (6), 1, 3, 8, 8, 5, 5 Successes : 2 [18:12] !ex 6 [18:12] GoldenH (8), 5, 5, 4, 2, 7, 3, 2, 8 Successes : 2 [18:12] !ex 8 [18:12] GoldenH (6), 10, 9, 9, 4, 4, 10, Successes : 6 [18:12] GoldenH (8), 4, 10, 7, 3, 8, 2, 6, 9, Successes : 5 [18:12] see? seduced. [18:12] See? [18:12] Jydans computer wants Kaya seduced. [18:12] indeed. [18:13] so when do I seduce her, fait? [18:13] When Kiyyoko can't find you and kill you. [18:13] You don't. I have to kill you thursday, and she's out of the picture for Wed. game. [18:13] Oh [18:13] ok [18:13] Well what if you don't manage to kill me? [18:14] I am pretty tough [18:14] If you don't kill me on thursday i'm not going to let you try again on friday. [18:14] I have work to do, you know. [18:15] Eh. If Kiyyo doesn't kill you, she'll make sure she wounds you badly enough that you'll be in someone else's bed long enough that you can't do anything. [18:17] * FiatVictrix 'll kill you. I have a good grip, and can practice until then. [18:17] so you're not going to hit me hard? [18:18] See, then I risk you dyng and me not getting a good view. [18:18] Can't have tha. [18:19] Do you have any cool one liners? do I get a last request? [18:19] * FiatVictrix likes to customize his one-liners to the situation... last request? [18:19] well, yea [18:19] Make it now and I'll sleep on it. [18:19] bring a coed [18:20] Hrmph. I'm not going t let you have the coed beforehand. [18:20] aw [18:21] can she at least jump on a trampoline? [18:21] You got a trampoline? [18:21] Kinda hard to fit one in the trunk. [18:21] my cousin does [18:21] it's pretty big. [18:21] like... 30' wide [18:22] I guess that'll do. [18:22] We' [18:22] we'll have to fight at his house then [18:22] Doesn't seem like that bad of an idea. [18:22] A good alternative is to make her jump rope. [18:22] hmm.. jump rope. [18:22] But is she good at jumping rope? [18:22] Nah. You know one of us will go for the rope to choke the other with. [18:23] true. [18:23] Remember, stunting means more damage. [18:23] well.. if you're lucky. [18:23] The problem then is that my cousins throw beer bottles in the trees by the trampoline [18:23] It's kinda hard to cheat with a trampoline more than you would with normal terrain anyway. [18:23] so there are a lot of improvised weapons [18:23] there's even a bridge and a fish pond [18:23] Bridge and fish pond is cool. [18:24] not to mention one of those swinging-chairs thingies [18:24] Gotta throw you into the pond from the bridge. [18:24] hmm [18:24] Is it fragile? [18:24] not really. [18:24] The pond is preetty small though [18:24] A chair has to be broken over SOMEBODY. [18:24] It's just a rule. [18:24] it's too big! [18:24] you know like a couch [18:24] So get a person less fragile. [18:24] that kind of swinging chair [18:25] If there is a water source with a bridge, they have to be thrown over it. [18:25] Hmm [18:25] the bridge. Into the water. With the diving in after. [18:25] Bah. swinging couch. [18:25] I don't think we'd both fit in the fish pond. [18:25] * FiatVictrix just needs to hold your head under the water. Will that work? [18:25] hm... i guess [18:25] but then you won't see me die [18:26] and I can't hear your cool one-liners [18:26] Isn't the water clear? [18:26] well, yea [18:26] you're going to do it face-up? that's novel [18:26] See, I say the one-liner, and then push you under the water until you drown. the bubbles won't disrupt it that much. [18:26] hmm [18:26] So.... Kiyyo's really going to kill Torrigan? [18:27] nah, if I die then Fiat will probably use him as a NPC [18:27] NPCs are good. [18:28] Also, I demand good fight music [18:28] Now, I'm going to head off for a while. [18:28] allright [18:28] Probably be back around nine-something. [18:28] your time? [18:28] [guess it takes some time to find a coed.] [18:28] My time, yeah. [18:28] alright, cya then [18:30] Later. Go heal that brain. [18:30] We'll break it again later. Much more fun that way. [18:30] I think I can take him anyhow [18:30] Ah.... That's why I love you, Hikari. :) [18:31] You can love a person for evil, right? [18:31] no [18:32] Oh.. [18:32] i think a princess would have caught on by now if you could. [18:33] so clearly it doesn't work that way. [18:34] I'll be back... gotta finish cutting the grass [18:34] Later. [18:50] ahhhh [18:50] chopped up blades 'o grass and dandelion [18:50] * Hikari is reading the Jynaru - Kylara bit. [18:50] ah [18:51] tell me what you think when you're done? [18:52] so Jydan do you wanna have a shot at playing Fokuf? [18:52] Sure. Tell me about him. [18:53] you know Fokuf. Regent Fokuf, intern Empress? [18:54] no? oh well. [18:56] I know about him. [18:56] But I haven't seen him being played. [18:56] ah [18:57] * GoldenH 's been playing him as kinda laid back and disinterested with everything except teh PC's stories about their exciting adventures. [18:57] Sounds good. :) [18:57] Also he gets bored at the PCs when they hint that it wasn't exciting [18:59] * DarthTom (~ltermac@HSE-QuebecCity-ppp3499498.sympatico.ca) has joined #pvpexalted [18:59]