Session Start: Sat May 31 20:35:53 2003 Session Ident: #pvpexalted [20:35] * Now talking in #pvpexalted [20:35] * Topic is 'Exalted: Strike now! He's distracted. He can't figure out how to get past the tear gas. Wait, wait, now his friend says he knows how to get past it. They're fighting over the controller. Kool Aid has been spilled -- The One's mom is gonna be PISSED. Our work here is done. ' [20:35] * Set by GoldenH on Sat May 31 06:42:34 [20:35] * GoldenH (~asdf@chi-ras-3-209-112-93-53.mc.net) Quit (Quit: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.) [20:35] Vanal Van Damm [20:36] * Pants_Ninja is now known as Storyteller [20:36] Rob, or jean claude? [20:36] ..Rob [20:36] Vanal does slplits id mid-air for no-one [20:36] *splits in mid-air [20:36] Ah. [20:36] i think he wuld do it for shakel [20:36] Tell me when you get specialties in attacking by hurling your spine at people. [20:36] He has his limits [20:37] That is a stunt. [20:37] Done after getting to -2 wound levels yourself. [20:37] * Victrix meant more the flip and land on someone thing, but eh. Spines aren't good throwing material anyway. Bendy, you need them. [20:38] Try one of the arm bones, or a rib. [20:38] No no, gotta be spines. You throw them to entangle wrists or ankles. [20:38] Like bolas. [20:38] dear lordy [20:38] that's a lunar stunt if I ever heard one [20:39] They don't bend THAT much. [20:39] Are you using just the spinal cord or something? [20:39] solars are the mighty ones, DBs the pretty ones, Lunars the tough ones, abyssals the lethal ones, Sids the sneaky ones [20:39] mmmm..... sneaky. [20:39] hmmmm.... I read that as stupid [20:40] * Victrix ponders whether he really wants to know who Ræziel is... [20:40] * Mayumi likes being pretty. [20:40] I'd think you'd have gotten bored with it by now. [20:40] Pretty Soldier Dragon Princess. [20:41] * Kendrick (Kendrick@tick.resnet.uwyo.edu) has joined #pvpexalted [20:41] Pretty Sailor Dragon Princess? [20:41] Yep. [20:41] hmmm [20:42] But Sailor just sounds so ... lewd... [20:42] Trying not to overdo things here. [20:42] if it's not dirty it's probably not worth washing [20:43] And if you don't wash it, how do you ever get to see it naked..? [20:43] I see your point. [20:43] * Storyteller nods sagely [20:44] plus, ya know. soap. bubbles. [20:48] ahhh private chats, so kills any real conversation :0 [20:51] t-10 [20:52] why is it so quiet here? [20:52] * Kraken (The_Kraken@pc1023.wilm.man.ac.uk) Quit (Client exited) [20:52] it is impossible to be this quiet [20:52] what are you doing. [20:53] I am getting paranoid. [20:53] Because we have nobody to VANALIZE! [20:53] * Mayumi is now known as Cicada [20:53] * Thanos is secretely plotting the downfall of all creation [20:53] Yea! Vanalize Creation! [20:53] * Jydan will be going back to Warcraft 3 when the game starts. [20:53] * Victrix is plotting the acquisition of chocolate. [20:54] hmmmm [20:55] t-5 [20:55] * Victrix is now known as Jynaru [20:55] t-4 [20:56] * Jydan goes! [20:56] Bye people. [20:56] Have a nice game. [20:56] Mayumi, have sweet dreams when game is over. [20:57] t-3 [20:57] bye [20:57] buhbye! [20:57] * DarthTom is now known as Vanal [20:57] DT, have nice homosexual sex with Renig. [20:57] .... [20:57] * Jydan (Jydan@sdn-ap-005dcwashP0387.dialsprint.net) Quit (Quit: I love French. It's a beautiful language. Especially the cursing. *incomperhensible string of French curses* It's like wiping your ass with silk...) [20:57] Outlining the mission of the Yozichemicals: [20:57] Our organization [20:57] utilizing the most [20:57] machinery available [20:57] will forcibly insert [20:57] 525 lines of programming [20:57] every 30th of a second [20:57] into your [20:57] optical reception balls. [20:58] t-2 [20:58] Anything you guys wanna see in the game tonight? [20:59] t-1 [20:59] Errrr... [20:59] Not being trampled by elephants on parade would be good. [21:00] Well... fine. I'll replace the elephants with yeddim. [21:00] Hmmm.... [21:00] DOOOOOOOM? [21:01] DOOOOOOM? [21:01] DOOOOOOOM. [21:01] * Jynaru 's just gonna close his eyes and bang on keys at random. [21:01] It approaches the coherence of one seeing doom reflecting in a thousand mirrors at sunset. [21:02] Just let it hit whoever sees the most reflections of it. [21:08] * Werlynn (Werlynn@ool-182dcd08.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pvpexalted [21:08] hellooo [21:08] * Werlynn is now known as Tala [21:09] 'ello! [21:09] * Tala (Werlynn@ool-182dcd08.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))) [21:10] but she got nickkilled! [21:10] * Weryl (Werlynn@ool-182dcd08.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pvpexalted [21:10] ::-( [21:10] WOO she is back [21:10] ACK! [21:11] WTF I turnt that crap off [21:11] SPIDER-TABIUS! [21:11] * Weryl is now known as Werlynn [21:11] * Werlynn is now known as Tala [21:11] * Jynaru hums the theme song to the old TV show. [21:12] Heh [21:12] WB [21:13] Gee, I wonder WHY Mr. 'In love with Shakel-and-mortified-of-cheating-on-her-'cause-he-knows-how-he-behaves' Vanal is so nervous around Cic *g* [21:13] Show of hands? [21:13] Who ISN'T nervous around Cic? [21:14] Buuuut! [21:14] Tabius? [21:14] BRB gotta throw out the trash, somebody please tell Tala what is going on. [21:14] Sanyet? (not all that much) [21:14] * Jynaru doesn't see any hands.... [21:15] It's unanimous! [21:15] Even Cic is nervous around herself! [21:15] ^_^ [21:15] The regent put up his hands! Look! [21:16] *sigh* the regent is the only one who cares for me... [21:16] * Thanos (~web-Guest@ip68-108-128-145.lv.lv.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [21:16] * Thanos (~web-Guest@ip68-108-128-145.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #pvpexalted [21:16] Care for != not get nervous around. [21:18] Yeah, I'll make him nervous alright. [21:18] * Storyteller returns! [21:18] Stupidest thing in the world to do = Wish Cicada by your side. [21:18] bah, nobody told tala what is going on [21:18] True, true. [21:18] * Storyteller is displeaseded [21:18] Errr. what. [21:18] ? [21:18] We're going to see the regent. [21:19] Thought that was obvious. [21:19] The kind of Regent from Oz. [21:19] (old) [21:19] (of sounds good in a way too, though) [21:20] Weeee're off to see the Regent, the wonderful regent of oz, because because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does . [21:20] I want a clue! [21:21] * Jynaru ponders the lollipop guild song... [21:21] but you didn't tell her about the DOOM [21:21] * Storyteller frowns sadly. [21:21] Ah, well. [21:21] At least I'm not reworking the oompah loompah song. [21:22] So what ?Th eRegent is actually Kejak behind a curtain ? [21:23] Pay no attention to the Sidereal behind the curtain! [21:23] What Sideral? Now I think I'll practice my chakram throws at that random curtain over there. [21:25] .... no! that's where the Important Asassin NPC is hiding! [21:25] Nah, it's more like a puppet thing [21:25] Watch me drink a glass of water while the Regent on my lap sings a song [21:25] Heh. [21:26] Is it "I'm a little Tepet, short and stout"? [21:26] brb, starving [21:27] "Here is my battalion, here is my rout"? [21:30] back [21:30] weee [21:31] "This is my spear, and this is my stick." [21:31] a general fill in of what i missed (if Tala was present)? Much easier than trying to read the whole log [21:31] "This is for fightin', this is for kicks." [21:32] Bentharr lived, but is psycho and magically controlled. [21:32] "This is my catch-phrase, this is my schtick." [21:32] She wasn't present for it, generally was busy in the place where all the monks go [21:32] The prefect and co. seem to be in on it. [21:32] ok [21:32] * Jynaru is not pleased with having to beat down the entire town one at a time. [21:33] Who was Bennie again? [21:33] Bentharr: Dude who went dawn in Malkor's Guard. [21:33] Host of Malkor, until he got offed. [21:33] Oddly, doesn't seem anathematic, just psycho. [21:33] First Dawn, then down. [21:33] Such is the fate of all Anathema. [21:34] I thought he was lunar ? [21:34] Stupid bulwark stance / ruins my archery shot. / I hate Anathema. [21:34] Bentharr was Dawn. [21:35] Am I the only one concerned with the Regent's interest in Cic ? [21:35] * Jynaru ponders asking the Regent to come with. [21:35] It's not our fault if an Anathema eats him. [21:35] LOL [21:36] "Come on, it'll be great. Parties, pretty women, anathema to bonk on the head." [21:36] No Dt your not the only one concerned with the Regents interests [21:36] * Jynaru shrugs. [21:37] She's around app 8 or so. [21:37] You are NOT the only one who is concerned! [21:37] I'd worry more if the regent WASN'T interested. [21:37] Yes, 8 right now. [21:37] Gotta look your best for court. [21:38] And they escort Red B out to greet us.... [21:39] Hrm. [21:39] But I didn't bring my vat full of poison to hit him with! [21:39] * Jynaru 'll be right back, your excellency. [21:39] *8* jesus Christ...that makes Vanal look *homely* [21:40] Which is good, yes? [21:40] Don't want the Regent getting you drunk and taking advantage of you. [21:41] He could try... [21:41] but even drunk, Vanal could kick his ass [21:42] wooot, just enough [21:42] well normaly [21:42] Note to self: Get Vanal to bring legion into city, talk Regent into getting Vanal drunk, offering buttlovin. [21:43] Buttsex! [21:44] Bam! Instant revolution! [21:44] Where can I put the guilliotine? [21:45] Revolution in a bottle! Just add alcohol. [21:45] And who gets to be Napoleon? [21:45] * Thanos looks at Jyn [21:45] Not I. [21:45] I have no interest in wandering off to corsica. [21:45] * Thanos looks at Van [21:46] Anyway, these troops are greener than a first time drunk, and privately trained. [21:47] Van's too tall [21:47] Besides, he's more 'british colonial col.' than 'short french general' [21:47] Some sort of personal guard, most likely. [21:47] * Jynaru says it here to avoid having to mention it IC later. [21:56] * Choscura (~phydeux@customer-66-213-129-114.velocitus.net) has joined #pvpexalted [21:56] hello everyone.... [21:56] hello [21:57] whats up? [21:57] ST'in [21:57] 'ello, Cho. [21:57] aah, i'll be quiet then... [21:58] 'tis the OOC room, here. [22:00] Hello Choscura. [22:00] We are all kind of busy playing. [22:01] ...are these guys Exalted Space Marines ? [22:01] Heh. [22:01] "For the Empress !" [22:02] heh [22:02] Look for the black carapace. [22:02] lol [22:02] * Jynaru 'd rather have termies, himself, but nooooo, they have to send us initiates. Bah. [22:02] What's their unit name ? The Thousand Sons ? [22:03] Alpha Legion? [22:03] heh [22:03] Lets call them the Stormy Dragon [22:03] Losers Who Got eaten By Tyrrnids Before Even Getting An Army List White Scars. [22:04] heh [22:04] Bah. [22:04] Being eaten by Tyranids is an honorable Space Marine Pasttime. [22:05] Look at the Ultramarines! They've made it a spectator sport. [22:05] Hey, I 8like* the Ultramarines [22:05] heheh yeah [22:05] So do I. Crunchy. [22:05] then again, I playz da boz [22:05] dey like da canned 'oomies [22:05] Yep. Much funnier playing the Tyrranids. [22:06] Give them some blue jade superheavy plate :) [22:06] * Jynaru 'd rather have DAs. [22:06] Conform. Consume. OBEEEEEY! [22:06] Ultras are too vanilla. [22:06] PEPSI! [22:06] SHASTA! [22:07] Blood Angels are too abyssal-y [22:07] * Jynaru shrugs. [22:08] Yeah, but they have nifty stuff. [22:08] Rembers my orkish motto folks : [22:08] Witness their predator variant and the dread variant. [22:08] Remember my Tyranid motto: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! [22:08] It not matta who wins or loses, but who's gots da biggest shootas [22:09] What was the other orkish motto? [22:09] The thing about how orks never lose, because if they run, they can come back, and if they die, they're dead, so they can't lose? [22:10] 'ere we go! 'ere we go! 'ere we gooooo! [22:10] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! [22:10] Jyn: close enough [22:10] Where is Vanals Legion and are they going with us? [22:11] Vanal's legion has been sent ahead, to malkor's guard. [22:11] ah, thats good ;-) [22:11] We aRe proceeding with Van's old talon, though [22:11] of course nobody has told malkor's guard to expect a legion to arrive at home ;) [22:11] Bah, Gehn's got a letter [22:11] Legons travel slower than smaller units, therefore we'll catch up. [22:12] Malena and Tatatashwan have invited you for some nice, refreshing lemonaide after your meeting.. [22:13] OK, good to know ;-) [22:18] Any of you ever play Rites of War? [22:18] * Choscura (~phydeux@customer-66-213-129-114.velocitus.net) has left #pvpexalted [22:18] * Jynaru actually got to "I told you so" Cicada! It is a miracle! [22:19] * Jynaru does the victory dance. [22:19] Answer? No. [22:20] no [22:20] Rites of War = the Warhammer 40k game that came out a couple years ago [22:20] the computer game [22:20] There was more than one, actually. [22:20] I think one was epic. [22:21] * Jynaru shrugs. Either way, they were fairly shitty games and hit the bargain bin quickly. [22:22] I know. there were a few [22:22] Rites of War was pretty cool though [22:22] In that one you played Eldaar [22:22] Mostly anyway. When the Tyranids are discovered you end up joining forces with the Marines instead of fighting them [22:23] If Chaos Gate hadn't been as buggy it would have kicked ass. Squad level turn based rpg where you play ultramarines [22:24] It was horribly done, though. [22:24] i remember there was a game where you played as marines on space ships and killed lots of tyranids [22:24] Same for the Epic level thingie, with orks vs. marines. [22:24] and it was very hard because your marines would botch a LOT [22:24] Rites of war I remember now, but didn't care about. [22:24] When they come out with a full 40K game, I'll care. [22:25] But 2-3 sides at a time won't cut it. [22:26] I tried to play the epic game. Crashed all the time [22:27] I loved Rites. I worked up like 6 striking scorpion exarks and fire dragon exarks. [22:27] Line up the fire dragons behind the scorpions and they provide cover fire vs anything attacking the scorpions [22:30] So, prefect and co. doing lemonade at our place or are we ignoring the kind offer, or what? [22:31] apparently you folks are ignoring it. [22:31] * Jynaru was wondering about that. [22:31] more like get out of the shitty cloths first? [22:31] Awww... I would have liked to go. [22:32] You can still go :) [22:32] Heh. [22:32] Get into something actually comfortable, get the stuff sent out, and then go. [22:32] That'll work. [22:35] * Thanos (~web-Guest@ip68-108-128-145.lv.lv.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [22:38] * Thanos (~web-Guest@ip68-108-128-145.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #pvpexalted [22:39] yah [22:40] seems slow tonight for some reason [22:41] yeah, my connection keeps going high and low.... [22:46] very sloow..... [22:46] *shrug* [22:46] We're doing a lot of random banter stuff. [22:47] hmm [22:47] It's mostly directionless, so we wait for person to start the conversation and then respond. [22:47] * Storyteller shrugs. if you want to politic you have to work for it :) [22:47] * Kendrick (Kendrick@tick.resnet.uwyo.edu) Quit (Quit: ) [22:47] wow, the shaolin monks are cooler to watch than Samurai Jack [22:48] then again, i am biased towards the Shaolin Monks [22:50] hrmmmmmm did anybody see my post in the RP? [22:50] yea [22:57] Ok.... [23:04] * Storyteller shrugs. if this is boring i can do something else. [23:05] Nope, good to talk. [23:05] We can snag some infor, and it's not as if heading out and traveling will be massively different. [23:06] * Jydan (Jydan@sdn-ap-030dcwashP0252.dialsprint.net) has joined #pvpexalted [23:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Jydan [23:09] who is Thomas anyhow? :) [23:09] Err... what is the boys name? [23:10] * Cicada has somehow managed to get that name into her mind. [23:10] I thought it was Jacob and Mary [23:10] Jacob! [23:10] I knew it was biblical! [23:10] :) [23:17] Where are the black helicopters? [23:17] Is the truth out there? [23:17] Why is that guy in the background whistling? [23:17] YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! [23:18] Swmap gas or fallen weather balloon? [23:19] aliens! [23:20] ALIENS!!! AIEEEE!!! [23:21] oh, but you never get to see the alien until the end. And he's allergic to water. [23:21] But I only remember some strange flash. And then I suddenly felt like settling down and starting a family... [23:23] Do ? [23:23] did homer simpson Exalt or something ? [23:23] Doing. [23:23] DOh [23:29] which comment about a wedding tabius? [23:30] <*Tatatashwan*/#pvpexaltedrp > "It is too hot to be drunk, I think." he smiles. [23:31] weddingy? [23:31] waitaminute [23:31] fog ? [23:32] ringing of bells ? [23:32] ... [23:32] * Vanal pulls out his copy of Scavenger Sons [23:32] This is not a good thing. [23:32] * Cicada has to entertain more fae now? [23:33] Will teaching them needlework be sufficient, or do I have to break out the tea? [23:33] how about I cut them in half ? [23:33] heh [23:34] Hrm. [23:34] RAMMING SPEED! [23:34] VANALIZE THE BELL RINGERS! [23:38] and we're in the north [23:39] So much the more need for VANALIZING! [23:40] and now, w ebump into some yahoo in a white trenchcoat and lot sof knives [23:41] If so we VANALIZE him. [23:42] ooooo Shawshank. I can never resist watchign that movie, even though i have seen it over a dozen times [23:43] Just so long as there are no Yozichemicals. [23:43] Ressar is not one to be Vanalized [23:47] Maybe it is the milk man? [23:47] Or Santa Claus? [23:47] Xanta Claws. [23:48] Insanity Claws. [23:48] Here to char the wicked into lumps of coal. [23:48] * Jynaru swears, this has turned into a CoC game. [23:48] All we need is some Deep Ones hopping out of the water and an asylum to go to. [23:49] Heh [23:50] Cthulu ftaghn! [23:53] bah, you guys needed some excitement :P [23:53] * Cicada kicks the ST over the shin. [23:53] .... [23:53] HEHEHEHE ;-) [23:53] you [23:53] RAT [23:54] BASTARD ! [23:54] Too funny. [23:54] * Vanal applauds [23:54] masterfully done, good chap [23:56] I certainly liked it.... [00:00] ! [00:01] Ouch. [00:01] Being thwacked by a paddlewheel would hurt. [00:02] indeed. [00:11] would a full anima bannered Fire Aspect make a dent in the fog do you think.... or at least serve as a warning light? [00:11] sure, but of course it would also burn down the ship. [00:11] ARG! [00:12] you can jump in the water if you like. [00:12] There is water! At the bottom of the ocean! [00:12] * Tala has a meeting at work in the morning [00:12] aw [00:12] yeah [00:12] sucks [00:12] well, I can end it here.... [00:13] gotta get up early [00:13] * Tala doesn't mind if u go on [00:13] allright [00:13] * Tala just has to go [00:13] cya then [00:14] * Tala (Werlynn@ool-182dcd08.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Quit: ) [00:22] Alright. [00:22] Where's Robin Leach to do the voiceover for this? [00:23] And how much are we getting for letting the Travel Channel film our trip? ^_^ [00:23] lol [00:23] ...I'm just scared Steve Irwin's gonna jump out of the bushes [00:25] * Rayana (Hikari@62.79.87.130) has joined #pvpexalted [00:25] WB [00:25] * Rayana is now known as SCic [00:26] * Cicada (Hikari@62.79.87.53) Quit (Ping timeout) [00:26] * SCic is now known as Cicada [00:27] * L_Jynaru (Fiat@dialup-67.30.192.243.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net) has joined #pvpexalted [00:27] * Jynaru (Fiat@dialup-67.30.192.51.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [00:28] Bah. [00:28] * L_Jynaru is now known as Jynaru [00:28] WB [00:38] * Bog_Mod (Bog@h24-80-214-33.gv.shawcable.net) has joined #pvpexalted [00:38] nyarr [00:38] Hi Bog! [00:38] * Bog_Mod spent his shift at working crafting 5 mighty exalts to be NPCs in my game [00:39] Got it already Jydan [00:39] Ah. Forgot. [00:39] Correction, 4 mighty exalts [00:40] * Bog_Mod made up your lunar's spouse Jydan [00:40] Oh, crap. [00:40] :) [00:40] He's no longer a penguin, BTW. [00:40] What? [00:40] What is he? And is it a he? [00:40] Yeah, it's a he. [00:40] And it's a Polar Bear. [00:41] Mwahahahaah! [00:41] Wha? [00:41] Your spouse is male! [00:41] Mwahahahhahhahah [00:41] ........ [00:42] Better make it female. [00:42] Sorry, nope [00:42] Male [00:42] Well then my character is FEMALE! [00:42] Then your spouse is a eunech! [00:42] I am infintely grateful that Diethelm is a guy [00:42] * Jydan drops out of the game! [00:43] * Jynaru cackles. [00:43] You know, I know have this odd image of Jynaru doing the disney "Whistle while you work" thing. [00:43] * Bog_Mod also has a plan for Kohi now [00:43] Koji I mean [00:44] * Jynaru 's Sidereal is now doomed? Oy. [00:44] no plans for D ? [00:44] Well, since my character has to look foward to nothing but butt sex..... I'm going to go play Warcraft 3..... [00:45] Jydan, your character can become female [00:45] Never seen paratroopers before, eh? :) [00:45] So? Maybe he won't like it! [00:45] And you don't need to fall in love with your old spouse. [00:45] True. [00:46] Eh. I'll kill you anyway. [00:46] * Jydan kills BOG MOD! [00:46] Sigh, so much for expanding horizons and not going with the expected [00:46] nah no paratroopers :) [00:47] * Vanal has a one-liner all prepped up...just get me on deck [00:50] working on it cousin [00:53] if you're going to jump off the waterfall make sure you have a lot of soak [00:53] So, anybody want me? [00:53] your lunar husband does! [00:53] You worked out a story and such for your new lunar? [00:53] * Jynaru has soak, a stunt, and the sweet, sweet embrace of insanity. [00:53] Like how much soak? [00:53] Not really.... [00:53] like.. 20 soak [00:53] Ah, heh, no problem ;-) [00:54] Course if Tabs jumped, whatever he hit would REALLY REALLY Hurt. [00:54] on the plus side if he survives the pirate boat will probably sink. [00:54]